This time of year we’ve got pumpkins everywhere right? But who has time for all that carvin’ nonsense when football’s on tv? Well I’m tellin’ ya, just DECORATE the dang things instead!
Here’s what you do – grab yourself some paint, googly eyes, whatever crap you find laying around. Then just go to town on those pumpkins! Slather on the paint and don’t worry about being all “Picasso”. Stick googly eyes wherever they’ll stay. Get the kids involved too, they’ll love it. Before you know it, you’ll be laughing so hard your sides will hurt!
Much better than stressing over some jack-o-lantern that’ll rot in a week anyway. So ditch the knives, save your fingers, and just let your creativity flow. Who cares what they end up looking like?! In no time you’ll be feeling more relaxed than an offensive lineman after a touchdown! Try it out, then check back and let me know how much of a stress-buster it was for you and the family. You’ll be carving pumpkins again next year, that’s for sure!
Not to mention, those wonky pumpkins of yours will give all the neighbors a good chuckle too. Nothing brings a community together like a few gourds with googly eyes stuck all over. The kids will have a blast showing them off, and you can sit back feeling proud of your messy masterpieces! Now go decorate, relax, and enjoy! You’ve earned it.
